Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Car Update

Sorry guys...... Walter was saying Rack & Pinion..... Now it makes sense...now I know why my car tried to end it all with me strapped in.

Suicidal Vehicles

From Homely Candids

So apparently my car's incident a few nights ago was an attempted murder suicide. I took my car in for service today and apparently there is something wrong with my steering. My ??rack's opinion? is bad i think is what the guy said; he's black and southern and has a really bad accent so I'm not sure but hopefully the car will be fixed soon.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Spin Cycle

From Homely Candids

So, it's 12:30am and there's a slight rain coming down, my friend Carlos and I are cruising down OH-2 at about 55-60 mph on our way to the Eastlake, OH Wal-Mart in the Broguesmobile. Mind you there's no puddles or bumps on the highway. It's just a straightaway and also remind yourself that it's about fifty degrees outside - this will come into play in a few moments. All of a sudden, out of nowhere the tail end of the Broguesmobile decides to go left and continues to go left, and then spins while going across four lanes of highway with me fighting the spin and coming to the rest gently kissing the divider wall and taking a fingernail sized hole out of my bumper. So, no there was no black ice; no it didn't hydroplane. It was just being retarted